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His Royal Highness, Prince of New England, Duke of Papua New Guinea, Earl of Liberia

Let us humbly beseech Almighty Mido to bless with long life, health and honor, and all worldly happiness the Most High, Most Mighty and Most Excellent Monarch, our Sovereign Lord, Stobbo, now, by the Grace of Mido, First of his Name, of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts of the United States and of His other Realms and Territories King, Head of the Lettuce, Defender of the Snapple Bottle Cap, and Sovereign of the Most Noble Order of the Gartic.

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