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Out of Orc Draught to heat you up? Worry not! Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and EXTREMELY stylish. Designed by the most detail oriented Elven designers (so any Elf really), crafted by the best Dwarves (there's no metal, they've branched into knitting), quality controlled by the sharpest Orcs (it is rumored they do the same for Uruk-Hai equipment), and naturally sold and worn by the best Men (and Women, it's unisex but we meant the race initially)! It's the perfect choice for those Forod-like evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket (Do not try to fit a Kangaroo here)
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes (lol), cuffs, and hem

• No Wargs were harmed in the making of this shirt

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Simple TOR Unisex Hoodie

€ 45,00Price
  • We changed directions in the middle of making these descriptions. Guess we include this part as well.

    Attention, denizens of Middle-earth, heed this proclamation! Out of Orc Draught to warm your bones? Fear not, for we present to you the Cozy Hoodie of Elven Design, Dwarven Craftsmanship, Orc Vigilance, and Human (or Elven, Dwarven, or any race, really) Style! It is the epitome of comfort, style, and craftsmanship, designed for those chilly evenings reminiscent of the lands of Forod.

    Crafted from a blend of pre-shrunk cotton and polyester, this hoodie offers a luxurious feel that envelops you in warmth and softness. Its fabric weight of 8.0 oz/yd² ensures durability and longevity, making it the perfect companion for all your adventures, whether you find yourself in the depths of Moria or the halls of Minas Tirith.

    Marvel at its air-jet spun yarn, which provides a soft feel and reduces pilling, ensuring that this hoodie remains as cozy as the hearths of Rivendell. The double-lined hood with matching drawcord offers additional protection from the elements, while the quarter-turned body prevents creases down the middle, maintaining a flawless appearance worthy of the most discerning fashionistas of Middle-earth.

    But it is not only its comfort and style that set this hoodie apart – it is its commitment to quality and craftsmanship. Designed by the most detail-oriented Elven designers, crafted by the finest Dwarven artisans who have mastered the art of knitting, and quality-controlled by the sharpest Orcs, this hoodie is a testament to the unity and cooperation of all races of Middle-earth.

    As you don this hoodie, let it serve as a reminder of the bonds that unite us all, transcending race and creed. Let it be a symbol of warmth, comfort, and style, embracing the diversity and unity of our world.

    So, embrace the Cozy Hoodie of Elven Design, Dwarven Craftsmanship, Orc Vigilance, and Human (or Elven, Dwarven, or any race, really) Style as a faithful companion on your journey through Middle-earth. Let it keep you warm on cold nights and inspire you to embrace the spirit of fellowship and camaraderie that defines our realm.

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