StrelokPotato's Sesome Staff Application

Posted on the original Enjin Forums by: "Strelok" on: (Sat, 11 May 2019 03:22:07 GMT), F0000645

Ign:

StrelokPotato

Nick:

Strelok

Current Faction:

Default, I'm a high elf

Timezone:

UTC/GMT -4

When you started playing:

A long time, don't remember, since 2016 perhaps?

Time played on the server:

Don't open minecraft since forever, but it's been many hours I think.

Age:

28, yeah, that's right madafaka, twenty-fucking-eight!

Have you ever been banned or warned for breaking a rule? If so, elaborate:

Yes, for mithril x-ray. And I've also done many other things to deserve a ban, I've always been tricky by nature.

Do you have previous staff experience? If so, elaborate:

I've been moderator in some vanilla minecraft servers, but it sucks, because kids fight and complain about everything and say things like "Mod, this guy stole my diamond sword when he killed me :c" and "fly plz", players never care about mods' feelings. They don't ask "hey mod, how you've been?" or "do you get enough love from yo mama when at home"?

If you have had staff experience, what plugins do you have experience working with?:

Error 404, vallina doesn't have plungins.

Why do you want to be a staff member?:

Since many unfit members apply to be staff, why can't I? Well, I like cats, I've read the whole LOTR saga and also The Silmarillion, I even know Gandafl's real name when he was in Valinor. I work, so I don't have time to actually play on the server, but my being Mod could inspire other players to have Strelok as their spirit animal and curse on the server while being on drugs, and build awesome creative buildings to live in, like inside a dragon's skeleton or an elvish ninja pagoda. All with weird collections of suspicious stuff. Did I mention I like cats? because I really do. I have no proof that I can be a suitable staff member, but I also have no doubts. Hail Hitler.